Another Flat Grass hillbilly tale! #2

A close member of my family ( for anonymity we’ll call him Roy) had an interesting night awhile back. he was doing what some people in small towns do on a Saturday night. He was hanging out in the local movie theater parking lot, drinking beer with his girl friend. That night the discussion seem to take a turn for the worst as he felt the need to prove his love to her.

He said he would take off his pants right there in that parking lot for her just to prove his love. This is a very public place and that really seemed illogical thinking back on it but a drunken teenager knows no bound when it comes to being stupid or proving their love. He jerked his pants right off! His girlfriend and him were laughing and she picked up his pants off the ground and threw them in the truck for some reason.

Panic reached Roy just as he went to retrieve his pants. He realized that the key to the truck was in them and the door was locked! Under age, in his underwear, in a public parking lot drunk, it seemed like things just could not get any worse but the situation took a new turn. A sobering sight was seen. Roy saw a police car waiting to turn off the highway on to the street he was on.The lone pick up truck in the parking lot might as well been a rescue flare signaling the officer to come down there and check it out. With only a few moments to spare, Roy looked for something to break the glass to get in that truck because he did not want to be caught with his pants down, literally. He found a tire tool and after several desperate swings he finally got in and put his pants on just as the officer pulled up.

He told the officer he locked the keys in his truck and didn’t realize it until they got dropped back off a little while ago. The officer checked his id and registration and let him go. The unfortunate thing was explaining to his dad exactly how the window broke. I wonder if his dad know the truth even to this day. And the moral of this story… Never let anyone catch you with your pants down!

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