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Practical Joke #273

December 26, 2010

At the time of my first wife, I had an irritating sister-in-law. She was the average grating ,whinny, and disrespecting type that had no boundaries when came to disrespecting and sometimes flat-out humiliating my wife. She came to stay with us for a month while trying to move back to town.  My wife obliged her and figured I wouldn’t mind the visit.  I bit my tongue for as long as she was there but when she put an adult toy magazine on the table so that her mother could find it and put the blame on my wife, she had my wife in tears privately.

So I said ” If you let me we could have some fun at her expense.” The wife agreed and the wheels in my head started to turn. I watched the sister’s  habits and noticed that every time she went to look for something in her purse she’d dump it out. I saw my opportunity. The sister started working at a large factory and she would take her purse to work with her. I waited till she was  sleeping and I took some fake blood (she vomits at the sight of blood) and I put it on a pulled tampon and stuck it in her purse.

She dumped her purse at work…in the lunch room on lunch break! She vomited and apparently others did as well in the packed lunch room. When it was found out to be a joke she became the laughing-stock of the plant for a while and my amusing memory for life!

And the moral of this story : Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.  The End!

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  1. December 26, 2010 9:04 pm

    Classic. Very creative as well.

    • December 27, 2010 1:04 am

      From one prankster to another…Great complement! On my page you can look up practical jokes I have pulled under humor and practical jokes in the side column. These are only a few of the multitudes of them as you’ll see as I add more. Some how I just know it will all catch up with me but if they started today I’d be an old man by the time I would be fully paid back. Have fun..and don’t get caught in the backlash!LOL!

  2. December 26, 2010 11:37 pm

    Or don’t take it out of your pocket book but put it in the trash can if you use it…touche’ Soul Bro Stuart….:)

  3. Teen Support Columnist permalink
    December 27, 2010 3:57 am

    Nice! Too bad it wasn’t in front of your Mother-in-law! I could picture the lashing she would have received for not having been raised that way. lol I too have pulled some pretty awesome pranks. Life is just too boring without any fun challenges for ourselves or others. lol

    • December 27, 2010 5:44 am

      I’m sorta like the rattlesnake of pranksters…I usually don’t mess with people unless I’m irritated then I might make a comment or give polite warning then I viciously strike and it is usually an OMG moment. But one day out of the year…that little voice that tells me that things would be absolutely hilarious is allowed to take center stage… April fools day is like my Christmas! I have pulled countless pranks that have been recounted for years…and the funniest thing is that usually I’ve forgotten most of them until someone starts talking about one. The other day I was hanging out with three friends and their family and friends…It was like a roast! I pulled so much stuff they talked about that it blew my mind. I must write this stuff down I thought…then we drank on! I’ll write as I remember or just list some more of the regular pranks as time goes on! thank you for the prankster stop by!

      • Teen Support Columnist permalink
        December 27, 2010 6:20 pm

        I pull fun pranks all the time. It keeps people alert, seeing the whole picture instead of the moment in their own little World. I can’t do April Fool’s Day, as people expect it. lol One time I was at a gun show. I purchased a cammo’d condom. I wrote up a letter from NooneWannalayMe Inc. I addressed it to my Dad, who taught me about pranks. I placed it in a mailbox that would get it post marked in a different city. The letter basically stated they wanted him to participate in their market study, being and they learned he was a stud muffin. The women all wanted him and he was having problems keeping them at bay. So the cammo condom would help hide his manly man. lol The CEO’s name was Richard Me Ouff. It took him a year and a half to figure out who did it and he bugged people daily, looking like a goof trying to explain this letter. When he did find out, it was through my Uncle who didn’t know that it was me, but sat there and said take a good look at it. It’s something you would do Tom. Who do you know that would pick up on what you do best? He said.. Your daughter! The look he had on his face was truly priceless!

        I hide low and when someone at works walks out of their office or around the corner, I will suddenly stand up in view at the right moment. What the drop, after they scream, I help pick up, as it’s worth it. All fun things, often. Someday I will take you on and that will be fun, yes? lol

        • December 27, 2010 8:29 pm

          The rattle’s shakin!LOL! but lots of fun…brilliant joke! I go to gun shows all the time but the only time I’ve seen those are at the Wannemacher, when it comes through. Great set up and executed like a heartless assassin! 🙂 Thank you for the share!

  4. December 27, 2010 1:46 pm

    You are so cunning…it’s hilarious!

    • December 27, 2010 2:55 pm

      Just seemed like the right thing to do at the time Keith…Did I mention,I really really didn’t like her?LOL!

  5. December 29, 2010 10:44 am

    :))))))))))))))))))))))))))) i have to remember this one for the next person who steps on my toes :D:))))))))

  6. December 29, 2010 11:01 am

    This is very creative and many things new for Indians.

    In India wife is usually one. ‘First wife’ is a new acclimatization for me though a well accepted cultural habit. Here in India we are more tolerant & divorce rates are far less.

    It was a well taught lesson.

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    • January 31, 2011 6:23 am

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