Practical Joke #1721 What To Do With An Old Wallet

 

Once when I cleaned out my old wallet, I made the mistake of sticking it in my back pocket as I had done 1000’s of times before. I had left the old business cards in it and went to the bathroom. When I came out I grabbed my new wallet, keys and phone and took off to the club putting my stuff in my jacket pocket as I ran out.
Quickly I realized my mistake while pumping gas and brushed it off. Toward the end of the night, I was feeling pretty ornery and a friend of mine named Chuck was parked next to me. I saw a lady put her purse on top of her car and knew exactly what to do with the wallet!!!
Running across the street to the convenience store, I bought a roll of clear tape and ran back like lightning! Chuck would be out any minute. I taped the wallet to the top of the trunk of his car with part of it able to flap with the business cards in it.
Now Chuck being Chuck, he was always hot-headed (probably from the steroids as he was a professional body builder)…he was ready to fight at a moment’s notice. So driving around the next day, people were trying to flag him down. He called me up saying he jumped out of his car at a six lane intersection, thinking this guy was talking crap in the car next to him. He was fuming then realized what all the honking was for. He immediately asked me if I knew anything about that wallet. I said, no Chuck not a thing! That must have been some sorry sucker at the bar last night, don’t you think? He never knew how sorry that sucker was! Yours truly LOL!

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